How to "Toy" with Yourself: A Complete Guide to Sex Toys for Beginners and Pros Alike!

When it comes to exploring your sexuality with toys, it can be hard to know where to start. Luckily, the world of sex toys has come a long way from the days of those creepy, disembodied hands holding vibrators. Nowadays, you can find toys in all shapes and sizes, from realistic dildos to neon-colored vibrators shaped like unicorns. Yes, you read that right - unicorns.    

But with all these options available, it can be overwhelming to know where to begin. That's where this guide comes in handy. First things first, you need to choose the right toy for you. If you're new to the world of sex toys, we recommend starting with something simple and straightforward - like a vibrator that doesn't require a degree in engineering to operate.

If you're feeling a little more adventurous, there are plenty of toys out there to satisfy your every desire. For those who enjoy clitoral stimulation, there are toys that use air pressure to create a sensation like nothing you've ever felt before. And for those who enjoy a little bit of internal stimulation, there are toys designed to hit your G-spot like a heat-seeking missile.

Of course, no guide to sex toys would be complete without mentioning the infamous rabbit vibrator. Made popular by Sex and the City, this toy has been a staple in many people's collections for years. With its dual stimulation capabilities, it's like having your very own personal pleasure assistant. And if you're feeling particularly daring, there are even toys designed for anal play - just make sure to use plenty of lube, or you might find yourself walking like a cowboy for a few days.

When it comes to using your toys, it's important to take your time and explore your body. After all, you're not trying to set a world record for fastest orgasm (although, if that's your thing, we're not judging). And remember - there's no shame in taking breaks to catch your breath, rehydrate, or just admire the sheer awesomeness of your toy collection.

So there you have it - a guide to sex toys that's both informative and entertaining. Whether you're new to the world of toys or a seasoned pro, there's a toy out there for you. And who knows? Maybe with the right toy, you'll discover a new kink or two that you never even knew existed. Happy exploring!